For those who've always liked to do things without fuss, a simple funeral is the perfect way to say goodbye.
Our no fuss funerals at Distinct Cremations include everything you'd expect from a funeral, with the exception of a funeral procession and its associated traditions. And most importantly, they don't compromise on quality.
With Distinct Cremations, the funeral will include collection of the deceased from our compassionate team, full care at our state-of-the-art mortuary facilities, the provision of a simple coffin, the funeral cremation itself and hand-delivery of the ashes. Our no fuss funerals can also be delivered with or without a service.
We provide several options for cremation services:
For those planning ahead, we offer funeral plans:
Choosing a no fuss funeral instead of a traditional funeral lets you celebrate a loved one's life however you wish, with less stress and no fuss.
You can see the key differences between a no fuss funeral and a traditional funeral in more detail below.
The contemporary, simple, fuss-free farewell
* 71% saving is based on the cost of a basic funeral at £4,141 (SunLife Cost of Dying Report 2024, sunlife.co.uk/ funeral-costs) vs the cost of a Distinct Cremations direct cremation at £1,199
A fixed format funeral, with a set service
Whether your loved one has died or you’re planning for the future, we’re on hand to deliver a first-class, no frills service filled with care and compassion.
Find our low cost, no frills funeral services below or alternatively you can view our price list or our CMA standardised price list..
Whether your loved one has died or is close to passing, our team is available 24/7 to support and talk you through the next steps; from collection and care of your loved one, completion of all paperwork, to the day of the funeral itself.
Relax knowing that the arrangements are agreed and paid for. There are no medical questions and acceptance is guaranteed. You can also pay in monthly instalments.
** Price advertised is for a 50 year old paying over a 10 year period. Total cost is £2,332.80 and includes administration fees.
Whether you're wanting to arrange a funeral today, interested in funeral plans, or looking for something else, our customer service specialists are here for you 24/7 to answer any questions you may have.
Call on 01543 212 000For family and friends who're looking to say goodbye to loved ones who've passed away, no fuss funerals have seen a distinct rise in popularity as they're much more affordable funerals to hold compared to traditional cremations.
During the pandemic, having a large congregation for a funeral wasn't allowed due to the restrictions on social gatherings. With mourner numbers being kept to a minimum, this brought knowledge and interest in no fuss cremations to the forefront of people's minds as an alternative to a traditional funeral.
Indeed, the increase in popularity has been sharp. In 2019, just 3% of people favoured a no fuss cremation. In 2023, 20% of people favoured no fuss direct cremation.***
*** SunLife Cost of Dying Report 2024, sunlife.co.uk/funeral-costs
Arranging an unattended funeral with Distinct Cremations is straightforward. If you need any help, our customer service specialists are available 24/7 for any of your questions.
You can call us any time of the day, 365 days a year, and we will collect the deceased from the place of death and bring them into our care.
Call on 01543 212 000Whilst we care for the deceased, our customer service specialists will contact the family to book the cremation and complete all the paperwork.
Our care for the deceasedWe will tell you the date of the cremation. The deceased's ashes then can then be returned to you at no extra cost.
Hand delivery of the ashesNot only are our low cost funerals carried out with love and care, but we also offer one of the UK’s best value services.
From your very first phone call, right through to the hand delivery of the ashes, you can rest assured that you will be in the most caring and attentive hands with Distinct Cremations.
Our caring team are here 24/7 to support you through the most difficult of times
Rhiannon Pearson
Team Leader
We offer the highest level of support, but don't just take our word for it. Below are recent reviews from customers who bought a funeral with us.
Arranging a funeral with Distinct Cremations is simple. Contact us any time, and we’ll guide you through the process, from collecting the deceased to completing all necessary paperwork and arranging the cremation.
Absolutely. While fuss-free funerals focus on the cremation process, you have the freedom to organise a separate, **personalised memorial service at any time, allowing you to celebrate your loved one's life in a way that's meaningful to you.
Yes, as long you are over 18 you can take out a prepaid funeral plan for a direct cremation. A prepaid direct cremation plan is an agreement set up between you and your funeral provider. The funeral can be chosen and paid for in advance, providing a straightforward way to organise your future and ensuring a direct cremation for you when the time comes.
At Distinct Cremations, we ask no medical questions and there are no screenings. You can see more on our funeral plans page.
Our no fuss funerals start at £1,199 for a direct cremation without mourners or a service. Attended cremations begin at £1,599 for up to 8 people attending a 10-minute service. Prices vary based on the service options you choose.
A no fuss funeral, such as a direct cremation, is ideal for those who prefer simplicity and focus on the essentials. It offers a dignified farewell without the traditional ceremony and procession. It's a stress-free option that provides the flexibility to arrange a more personal send off at a later date.
You have a choice. You can either have the ashes personally hand delivered within 14 days or scattered in the garden of rememberance at the crematorium.